나만 사랑하겠다던 그놈이 떠(☔)났(🦐)다. 평(🍃)생(🏻) 한 명의 남자만 만나온 "오선영"의(🔶) 첫(🤪) 실연(🦁) 극(🔇)복기

This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..

1926年(nián )，在面(miàn )临个人生活(huó(💜) )破(🚨)碎和(❔)写(🚷)作(zuò )瓶颈危机的情况下(xià )，年轻(qīng )的阿(🚺)加(🛂)(jiā(💰) )莎.克里斯蒂(dì )决定自己去(qù )解决一(🌴)(yī(🧤) )个(🏮)真实生活(huó )中的谋(móu )杀案。

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故事讲述桃(🅰)花(😰)村里(lǐ(🥒) )的杀(shā )马特男(nán )青年刘辈意(yì(🤷) )外(📶)发现(🐾)(xià(🐓)n )自己的(de )侄子单身汉刘协暴(bào )毙(😫)于(👨)(yú )家(🐼)中(😡),并(bìng )对于他的死产生了(le )很大怀(🦈)(huá(🔰)i )疑。此(🏇)时(😆)村子里面(miàn )也来了一位(wèi )不速(👃)之客,他(📧)就(🍘)是地(dì )产开发(fā )商曹猛德，他向各(gè )位(🏙)乡(🚥)亲(🍝)提出(chū )高价收购土地的提(tí )议。村(cū(⏸)n )长(😼)董(🥢)灼(zhuó )则煽风点火(huǒ )，鼓动大家(jiā )将土地(📭)卖(🐂)给曹(🌬)猛(💒)德(dé ),并且能(néng )够从此(cǐ )变为城(🌋)里(👭)人。刘(⛲)辈(📏)一向(xiàng )反感董(dǒng )灼,对于董、曹(🔜)的(🎷)提(tí(🖖) )议(🔞)心存(cún )怀疑，而他对于侄(zhí )子的(💜)(de )死(✊)更是(👇)(shì(🚹) )耿耿于怀。于是刘(liú )辈带着(zhe )好兄(🕴)弟、同(🌘)为(🤫)杀马(mǎ )特青年的关(guān )语、张非,开始了(❎)对(💊)(duì(💅) )于曹猛(měng )德和董灼的调查,并(bìng )最终(🕧)发(🔥)现(🚰)了(le )曹、董二人克扣拆(chāi )迁款并(bìng )且谋(🛣)杀(🐐)(shā )刘(🏾)协(🏏)的犯罪(zuì )行为,也为全(quán )村的百(🦉)姓(🗡)维护(🕴)了(💧)自(zì )己的权(quán )益。

不(bú )管这导演(🧤)嗑(🌫)了什(🤳)么(🚼)很纯(chún )的，全(quán )部都要给你(nǐ )来(🐘)一(📏)点(diǎ(👰)n )！在(💌)澳(ào )洲这座曾经被称作(zuò )「无(🤧)(wú )主之(⏲)地(📕)(dì )」（Terra Nullius）的大陆，历(lì )史以前(qián )所未见(➖)的(♐)观(🆙)点重新(xīn )诠释：当《疯狂麦斯》末日场(☕)(chǎ(❄)ng )景(🕸)成为(wéi )难民拘留地，食人(rén )羊成为反殖(🤴)(zhí(🎋) )民叛(👝)乱(🐳)份子，《沙(shā )漠妖姬(jī )》与电(diàn )视剧(🍝)《请(👌)喜(xǐ(🍻) )欢(🚦)我》有了(le )跨时空的酷儿对话(huà )…(😰)…(👱)本(bě(🔪)n )片(🌼)以近(jìn )似DJ取样混音之拼贴手法(🌙)(fǎ(🖍) )，打开(🌏)(kā(🎀)i )了虚构与史(shǐ )实间的(de )神秘黑(hē(🍐)i )洞，大量(🤴)援(☕)引电影(yǐng )名场(chǎng )景与历(lì )史典故，穿越(😬)时(🎂)空(⏰)(kōng )与各种(zhǒng )语境，重写、改写(xiě )、乱(🏽)写(🕺)，全(🌘)(quán )面毁坏观众的三观(guān )！这是(shì )一部政(😞)治(🍑)复仇(📆)预(🎖)言(yán )，杂揉讽刺(cì )喜剧、生态恐(💕)怖(🚯)与(yǔ(🚤) )公(👋)路电(diàn )影类型(xíng )，写下澳洲(zhōu )国(📝)族(📬)神话(🤥)从(🕎)(cóng )未被纪录的史诗篇(piān )章。

收(shō(🍟)u )到(🛣)媽媽(🤨)(mā(🔷) )從山上寄來的蜜蘋果，小月計(jì(🏹) )算著，媽(🏜)媽(🛍)(mā )已經在(zài )外工作(zuò )許久了，媽媽的搖(🐦)(yá(🎳)o )籃(🎏)曲(qǔ )總是在(zài )耳邊呼喚著。『你(nǐ )媽(🌍)多(🅾)久(🖍)(jiǔ )沒回來了？』是小(xiǎo )月（13歲）與(yǔ(🚹) )碧(🖱)艷（(🗝)15歲(📁)）兩個小(xiǎo )女孩彼(bǐ )此關心的(🔟)話(👚)語。

武(📏)(wǔ(📩) )则天登基前(qián )，“无头神将”怪(guài )物(💊)奇(♿)袭(xí(🏄) )皇(🌦)陵，屠杀官兵和(hé )工匠。武后(hòu )派(🏪)民(🈹)间神(🐠)探(⛎)狄仁杰(jié )调查此(cǐ )案。狄(dí )仁杰多次涉(🤺)险(🍜)后终于发(fā )现幕后(hòu )黑手的身份(fèn )和(🎂)无(⬛)头(👣)(tóu )神将的(de )真面目。敌人袭击(jī )祭天(tiān )大(👗)典(🦒)，狄仁杰摧毁“无头(tóu )神将”，击溃敌人，保护(👴)(hù(🌼) )了武(🐨)(wǔ(🕟) )后。